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( Apocalypse any time now... )

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( Evil will always triumph, because Good is DUMB! )

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( Evil may live forever, but it doesn't age well )

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( Well, so much for that )

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( You do not talk about Fight Club )

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( Well, that about wraps it up for God )

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( Crash Bandicoot: The RPG )

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( ¿Quién es más macho? )

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( You die, and we all move up in rank )

There's something I've known about for a long while, and that I think I've told some of you about (or you've already known without me telling you). It is The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Clichés, perhaps the single greatest tribute to RPG video games ever. It is composed of 192 "rules" made up of all-too-common occurences in CRPGs, and ( Read more... )